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Dear Jane

in Dear Jane, Three Things

1. Dear Jane, How, as an eco-warrior, do I justify coveting a Karmann Ghia? Peace out, Plum Dear Plum (if that's your real name and I don't think it is), If you truly care about the environment you don't covet any kind of vehicle. You smugly ride a bike down the centre lane, probably with… Read More

Dear Jane

in Dear Jane, Three Things

1. Dear Jane, Is it acceptable to sniff during a yoga class? Best, Cyril Dear Cyril, It is NOT acceptable to sniff during class. If you feel you need to sniff, leave the studio immediately and do not even think about returning. In fact, it is not acceptable to sniff ever. It is a disgusting… Read More

Dear Jane

in Dear Jane, Three Things

1. I am wondering if you could help me be more ordered inside my draws? Any practical solutions would be greatly received. You see I love order on the outside, but when I open the cupboards and draws everything is just stuffed in (shocking, I know!). My socks keep going missing and then I go… Read More

Dear Jane

in Dear Jane, Three Things

1. What's the deal with email etiquette when you're getting something for free? You say please and thank you, you little cretin. You don't treat the lovely person offering you this free service with curt and dismissive messages. Don't be a cretin. Love, Jane 2. Whenever I enter a yoga class late (due to no… Read More