1. Dear Jane,
Is it acceptable to sniff during a yoga class?
It is NOT acceptable to sniff during class. If you feel you need to sniff, leave the studio immediately and do not even think about returning.
In fact, it is not acceptable to sniff ever. It is a disgusting, revolting, despicable thing to do. It’s actually against the law.
2. Dear Jane,
I’m excited to explore a new path in life! I want to know what makes me, me! I would be honoured to share all I discover with everyone! I feel I’m on a spiritual journey! I’m brimming over with ideas on how to save the world or at least those people willing to sign up to a regular monthly payment!
Where would you suggest I start to reach the next level of enlightenment?!
Love, love, love!
I would suggest you get a life and leave everyone else alone for now. Just shhhhhh.
3. Dear Jane,
How do you get free stuff?
Topless usually does the trick.
If I can help you with anything (nothing too big or small!) please get in touch via firstname.lastname@example.org.
I’m here for you!
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